How my iPhone saved my life…

Well almost.

Apps for everything!!  I downloaded another $100 of iPhone apps this morning in a flurry. Eckhart Tolle books, greatest people in history, Tweet Pic to send my travel pics directly to twitter as well as pics of all of my dates with these New York Girls as the date is happening. O (Of course I first have them click on the iPhone that I developed that acts as a “model release” and gives me permission to spread their pictures and my sex life with them all over the Internet…

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Anyway, I took this awesome photo of my FAT disgusting belly with this photo app weight loss thing that alloows one to measure one’s weight loss with photos over time.

BEFORE My iPhone Weight Loss pp.

Got an app with Binural beats (Google this it will change your life), Mint.com app for finances, an app to photograph business receipts, Yelp to find local cool restaurants.

Oh and SKYPE!! to make FREE calls from the Turks and Caicos Islands, British West Indies in the Carbbean where I just spent 2 weeks, one at the super-lux Beaches/Sandals resort and the other with a kid who lives in a shack with no water or electricity but HAS A FACEBOOK PAGE. (True).

An AWESOME motivation app where I made a bunch of affirmations, “I have beautiful bi-sexual girlfriends” (plural), “I travel the world as an adventurer and agent of change, ” “My income continues to increase.” Etc. Etc.

An app called “Texts from last night,” with wild true sex texts from real people across the iPhone-a-sphere.

Quotes from famous people, 1800 free audio books, fitness app, NY Times app, TED app (A Must for all enlightened people —like us—

An app that has more apps in it. and app to tell you how to use your apps, and ones that take better iPhone pictures, search Craigslsit, get recipies, exchange numbers with other cool IPhone owners, and find the name of any song you are listening to by holding the iPhone up to a speaker where a song is playing and the phone will automatically tell you the name of the song and the artist. (Yes, i did not believe it at first, but it is true.) Then of course the iPhone sends me directly to the iTunes stores so I can BUY the freaking song…..

AFTER 3 Months of the AMAZING iPhone Weight Loss App