The 24 Pocket, Gadget Fleece/Jacket.
This jacket has 24 pockets to use without relying on hip- or backpacks. Two transparent interior pockets, allowing you to see and control your gadgets without removing them. The clear, tactile fabric enables you to operate touchscreens, scroll click wheels, or strike traditional keys quickly and accurately.

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The fleece distributes the weight of carried items evenly, preventing sagging or pulling awkwardly to one side, and all of the pockets have ergonomic, self-correcting zippers for secure storage.
A patented cord-management system integrated into the lining allows you to string earbuds from a device in one of the pockets to the collar, securing the earphones while preventing tangles. Two exterior breast pockets are large enough to hold boarding passes or maps, and two vertical pockets at the waist keep hands warm.
Made from 100% polyester microfleeece. Imported. Please specify Men’s chest sizes M (38-40), L (42-44), XL (46-48), XXL (50-52).
When I read all this stuff I think yeah, sure. But when I tired this out. IT WORKED. And of course its from Hammecher Schlemmer, the people who make the $5,000 ridable miniature train with track for rich kids. Only $139.00

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